Matt Ryan

DiamondBacks were led to their 24 point victory by a 24 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 301 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Demaryius Thomas, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 75 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"This team shows a lot of poise," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

Moose Knuckles were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 221 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 50 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Le'Veon Bell, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 24 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 27 receiving yards.

"They caught us on an off night," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

DiamondBacks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for DiamondBacks to 5-3, and drops Moose Knuckles to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 9, the 5-3 Who Dats are at DiamondBacks, where DiamondBacks are an early 6.2-point favorite, while the 3-5 RoadKill Gang are at Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 25.3-point underdog.

Jordy Nelson

Hairy Polis were led to their 49 point victory by a 35 point effort from Jordy Nelson, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 123 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Nelson was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 28 point effort from Harry Douglas, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 121 receiving yards.

"We finally got the monkey off our backs," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

Grove Rats were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Knowshon Moreno, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 44 rushing yards in addition to 89 receiving yards.

"We weren't mentally prepared," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

This brings the record for Hairy Polis to 3-5, and drops Grove Rats to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 9, the 4-4 Handscraped Divas are at Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 11.1-point favorite, while the 6-2 SHOWTIME are at Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 9.1-point favorite.

Calvin Johnson

Da Mudbugz were led to their 63 point victory by a 60 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 329 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. In addition, Johnson entered the BUBBA Fantasy Football League Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 3rd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 206 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.

"It was a workman-like effort," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.

Who Dats were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Dez Bryant, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 72 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Wes Welker, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 81 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"They out-hustled us," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

This brings the record for Da Mudbugz to 5-3, and drops Who Dats to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 9, Who Dats are at the 5-3 DiamondBacks, where DiamondBacks are an early 6.2-point favorite, while the 5-3 Virginia Gentlemen are at Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 3.4-point favorite.

Drew Brees

Handscraped Divas were led to their 24 point victory by a 40 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 332 passing yards and 5 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Stevie Johnson, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We're going to use this win as a building block," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

SHOWTIME were helped out in a losing cause by a 37 point effort from Peyton Manning, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 354 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Manning was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Eddie Lacy, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 94 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 18 receiving yards.

"They out-muscled us," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

This brings the record for Handscraped Divas to 4-4, and drops SHOWTIME to a record of 6-2.

Coming up in week 9, Handscraped Divas are at the 2-6 Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 11.1-point favorite, while SHOWTIME are at the 3-5 Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 9.1-point favorite.

Colin Kaepernick

Virginia Gentlemen were led to their 11 point victory by a 29 point effort from Colin Kaepernick, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 164 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 54 rushing yards. With this performance, Kaepernick was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 18 point effort from A.J. Green, who beat the New York Jets defense for 115 receiving yards.

"This team shows a lot of heart," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

RoadKill Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 39 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 488 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Stafford was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Reggie Bush, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards.

"They own us," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.

This brings the record for Virginia Gentlemen to 5-3, and drops RoadKill Gang to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, RoadKill Gang are at the 2-6 Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 25.3-point underdog, while Virginia Gentlemen are at the 5-3 Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 3.4-point favorite.