Frank Gore

DiamondBacks were led to their 9 point victory by a 39 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 112 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 56 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 28 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 255 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 20 rushing yards.

"It's tough to win in a hostile environment," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

Grove Rats were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Kyle Orton, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 307 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Orton was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 57 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"We lost our focus," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grove Rats could have scored 140 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Randy Gattis left key players like Matt Ryan and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for DiamondBacks to 2-0, and drops Grove Rats to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, DiamondBacks are at the 2-0 RoadKill Gang, where RoadKill Gang are an early 12.0-point underdog, while the 0-2 Da Mudbugz are at Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 23.6-point favorite.

Donovan McNabb

Moose Knuckles were led to their 29 point victory by a 29 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 426 passing yards and 1 passing TD. With this performance, McNabb was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 27 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 135 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

"I'm really proud of the way our guys hung in there," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

SHOWTIME were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Santana Moss, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 89 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Arian Foster, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 69 rushing yards in addition to 69 receiving yards.

"I take full responsibility for this loss," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

Compounding the issue, SHOWTIME could have scored 128 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eddie Murillo left key players like Tim Hightower and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Moose Knuckles to 1-1, and drops SHOWTIME to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Hairy Polis are at Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 25.6-point underdog, while SHOWTIME are at the 0-2 Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 13.6-point underdog.

Adrian Peterson

Hairy Polis were led to their 51 point victory by a 33 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 145 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who tore apart the Chicago Bears defense for 374 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

"I was just doing my job," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

Da Mudbugz were helped out in a losing cause by a 40 point effort from Matt Schaub, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 497 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Schaub was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 9 point effort from John Carlson, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 48 receiving yards.

"We didn't get the big breaks today," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.

This brings the record for Hairy Polis to 1-1, and drops Da Mudbugz to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Da Mudbugz are at the 1-1 Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 23.6-point favorite, while Hairy Polis are at the 1-1 Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 25.6-point underdog.

Jahvid Best

RoadKill Gang were led to their 74 point victory by a 53 point effort from Jahvid Best, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 78 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 154 receiving yards. With this performance, Best was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. In addition, Best entered the BUBBA Fantasy Football League Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 6th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 28 point effort from Miles Austin, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 142 receiving yards.

"We really took it to 'em," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.

Handscraped Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 254 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Visanthe Shiancoe, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 86 receiving yards.

"It's been a great ride," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

This brings the record for RoadKill Gang to 2-0, and drops Handscraped Divas to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 2-0 DiamondBacks are at RoadKill Gang, where RoadKill Gang are an early 12.0-point underdog, while Handscraped Divas are at the 1-1 Virginia Gentlemen, where Virginia Gentlemen are an early 2.6-point underdog.

Andre Johnson

Virginia Gentlemen were led to their 1 point victory by a 37 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 158 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 277 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards.

" It's tough to win in a hostile environment," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

Who Dats were helped out in a losing cause by a 32 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 334 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Mike Sims-Walker, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 105 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"You've got to hand it to them," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

Adding salt to the wound, Who Dats could have scored 147 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Gary Craft left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Virginia Gentlemen to 1-1, and drops Who Dats to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 SHOWTIME are at Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 13.6-point underdog, while the 1-1 Handscraped Divas are at Virginia Gentlemen, where Virginia Gentlemen are an early 2.6-point underdog.