Drew Brees

Virginia Gentlemen were led to their 39 point victory by a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 354 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Doug Martin, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 128 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 4 receiving yards.

"This team has overcome a lot of adversity," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

Handscraped Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 131 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 85 rushing yards in addition to 34 receiving yards.

"They own us," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

Matthew Stafford

Who Dats were led to their 34 point victory by a 40 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team. With this performance, the Seahawks was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 264 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 9 rushing yards.

"We'll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

SHOWTIME were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 310 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Randall Cobb, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 102 receiving yards.

"Turnovers killed us," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

Adding salt to the wound, SHOWTIME could have scored 155 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eddie Murillo left key players like Cam Newton and his corresponding 43 points on the bench.

Roddy White

Hairy Polis were led to their 26 point victory by a 30 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 117 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, White was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Knowshon Moreno, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 119 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards.

"This team has overcome a lot of adversity," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

DiamondBacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 296 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Ray Rice, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

"We had our chances but we let them slip away," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

Adding salt to the wound, DiamondBacks could have scored 174 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Byron Crabb left key players like Danario Alexander and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

Coming up in the elimination game, DiamondBacks are at the Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 31.9-point underdog.

Anquan Boldin

Moose Knuckles were led to their 39 point victory by a 22 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 78 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Arian Foster, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 46 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 39 receiving yards.

"We came to play," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

Grove Rats were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Alfred Morris, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Hakeem Nicks, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 67 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"It just wasn't meant to be," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

Compounding the issue, Grove Rats could have scored 156 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Randy Gattis left key players like Mike Wallace and his corresponding 34 points on the bench.

The final game to see who bring the beer to the draft next year will pit the DiamondBacks against the Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 31.9-point underdog.