A.J. Green

DiamondBacks were led to their 59 point victory by a 38 point effort from A.J. Green, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 183 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Green was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 335 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

"We proved we're the better team," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

SHOWTIME were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Miles Austin, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 107 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Victor Cruz, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 42 receiving yards.

"The final score is the only statistic that matters," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

This brings the record for DiamondBacks to 1-2, and drops SHOWTIME to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, DiamondBacks are at the 1-2 Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 14.3-point underdog, while SHOWTIME are at the 1-2 Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 1.9-point favorite.

Maurice Jones-Drew

Grove Rats were led to their 15 point victory by a 30 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 177 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 16 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones-Drew was the number 3 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Mike Wallace, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 1 rushing yards.

"This team shows a lot of pride," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

Virginia Gentlemen were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Mikel Leshoure, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 100 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 34 receiving yards. With this performance, Leshoure was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

"They out-muscled us," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

Compounding the issue, Virginia Gentlemen could have scored 204 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Hank Glospie left key players like Torrey Smith and his corresponding 34 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grove Rats to 1-2, and drops Virginia Gentlemen to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 DiamondBacks are at Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 14.3-point underdog, while the 3-0 Who Dats are at Virginia Gentlemen, where Virginia Gentlemen are an early 9.5-point favorite.

Ray Rice

Who Dats were led to their 37 point victory by a 29 point effort from Ray Rice, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 49 receiving yards. With this performance, Rice was the number 4 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 275 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards.

"We weren't going to just lie down," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

Moose Knuckles were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Eric Decker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 136 receiving yards. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Arian Foster, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 105 rushing yards in addition to 3 receiving yards.

"We can still hold our heads high," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

Adding salt to the wound, Moose Knuckles could have scored 159 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Tim Herbst left key players like Joe Flacco and his corresponding 35 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Who Dats to 3-0, and drops Moose Knuckles to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 SHOWTIME are at Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 1.9-point favorite, while Who Dats are at the 1-2 Virginia Gentlemen, where Virginia Gentlemen are an early 9.5-point favorite.

Jamaal Charles

Hairy Polis were led to their 34 point victory by a 48 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 233 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Charles was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Antonio Brown, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"The important thing is that we won," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

Handscraped Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Wes Welker, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 142 receiving yards. They also got help from a 21 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team.

"It's going to be a long plane ride home," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

Causing further embarrassment, Handscraped Divas could have scored 152 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Russ Marks left key players like Jared Cook and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hairy Polis to 2-1, and drops Handscraped Divas to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 3-0 Da Mudbugz are at Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 28.4-point underdog, while Handscraped Divas are at the 1-2 RoadKill Gang, where RoadKill Gang are an early 29.1-point favorite.

Calvin Johnson

Da Mudbugz were led to their 21 point victory by a 36 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 164 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 288 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

"We feed off the energy of our fans," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.

RoadKill Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 73 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Bennett was the number 4 ranked tight end for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the New York Giants defense for 242 passing yards in addition to 6 rushing yards.

"Turnovers killed us," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.

Adding salt to the wound, RoadKill Gang could have scored 149 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Danny Bauer left key players like Robert Griffin III and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Da Mudbugz to 3-0, and drops RoadKill Gang to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, Da Mudbugz are at the 2-1 Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 28.4-point underdog, while the 1-2 Handscraped Divas are at RoadKill Gang, where RoadKill Gang are an early 29.1-point favorite.