Tom Brady

DiamondBacks were led to their 70 point victory by a 39 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 340 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 34 point effort from Jason Witten, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 112 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We played our hearts out," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

Grove Rats were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Dez Bryant, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 105 receiving yards. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Jordy Nelson, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"They outplayed us in every phase of the game," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

This brings the record for DiamondBacks to 2-2, and drops Grove Rats to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 5, Grove Rats are at the 1-3 Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 25.6-point underdog, while DiamondBacks are at the 4-0 Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 6.2-point favorite.

Peyton Manning

SHOWTIME were led to their 21 point victory by a 32 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 338 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Victor Cruz, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 109 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We finally got the monkey off our backs," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

Moose Knuckles were helped out in a losing cause by a 36 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 319 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 131 receiving yards.

"Our defense was a non-factor," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

Causing further embarrassment, Moose Knuckles could have scored 181 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Tim Herbst left key players like Joe Flacco and his corresponding 31 points on the bench.

This brings the record for SHOWTIME to 2-2, and drops Moose Knuckles to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 5, the 1-3 Grove Rats are at Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 25.6-point underdog, while the 2-2 RoadKill Gang are at SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 44.8-point underdog.

Eli Manning

Da Mudbugz were led to their 21 point victory by a 27 point effort from Eli Manning, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 309 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Stevan Ridley, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

"A win is a win," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.

Hairy Polis were helped out in a losing cause by a 40 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 169 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, White was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 23 receiving yards.

"We didn't match their intensity," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hairy Polis could have scored 170 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Recker left key players like Matthew Stafford and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Da Mudbugz to 4-0, and drops Hairy Polis to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 5, the 2-2 Virginia Gentlemen are at Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 14.2-point underdog, while the 2-2 DiamondBacks are at Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 6.2-point favorite.

Robert Griffin III

RoadKill Gang were led to their 39 point victory by a 30 point effort from Robert Griffin III, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 323 passing yards in addition to 43 rushing yards. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We made a statement here today," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.

Handscraped Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 103 rushing yards in addition to 68 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Wes Welker, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 129 receiving yards.

"They ate our lunch," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

Causing further embarrassment, Handscraped Divas could have scored 172 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Russ Marks left key players like Vincent Jackson and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for RoadKill Gang to 2-2, and drops Handscraped Divas to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 5, RoadKill Gang are at the 2-2 SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 44.8-point underdog, while Handscraped Divas are at the 3-1 Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 16-point favorite.

Drew Brees

Virginia Gentlemen were led to their 56 point victory by a 38 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 446 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 21 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who got by the New York Giants defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"I'm speechless," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

Who Dats were helped out in a losing cause by a 34 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 369 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Ryan was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 49 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.

"I don't want to point fingers," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

This brings the record for Virginia Gentlemen to 2-2, and drops Who Dats to a record of 3-1.

Coming up in week 5, Virginia Gentlemen are at the 2-2 Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 14.2-point underdog, while the 1-3 Handscraped Divas are at Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 16-point favorite.