Jason Witten

DiamondBacks were led to their 29 point victory by a 38 point effort from Jason Witten, who beat the New York Giants defense for 167 receiving yards. With this performance, Witten was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 35 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 304 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards.

"I was just doing my job," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

RoadKill Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Percy Harvin, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 1 receiving yards.

"Give them all the credit," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.

This brings the record for DiamondBacks to 3-5, and drops RoadKill Gang to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 9, DiamondBacks are at the 2-6 Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 15.2-point underdog, while RoadKill Gang are at the 4-4 Handscraped Divas, where Handscraped Divas are an early 26.0-point underdog.

Rob Gronkowski

Da Mudbugz were led to their 24 point victory by a 38 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 146 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Gronkowski was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 123 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 4 receiving yards.

"This team shows a lot of resiliency," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.

Grove Rats were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 222 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Dez Bryant, who beat the New York Giants defense for 110 receiving yards.

"They out-coached us," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

This brings the record for Da Mudbugz to 6-2, and drops Grove Rats to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, Grove Rats are at the 4-4 SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 3.8-point underdog, while the 4-4 Moose Knuckles are at Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 27.9-point favorite.

Eric Decker

Moose Knuckles were led to their 9 point victory by a 20 point effort from Eric Decker, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 43 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 186 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards.

"This team has overcome a lot of adversity," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

Hairy Polis were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 262 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 18 rushing yards. With this performance, Ryan was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Rashad Jennings, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 59 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards.

"We'll just have to put this loss behind us," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

Adding salt to the wound, Hairy Polis could have scored 108 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Recker left key players like Mike Williams and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

Moose Knuckles took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for Moose Knuckles to 4-4, and drops Hairy Polis to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 9, Moose Knuckles are at the 6-2 Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 27.9-point favorite, while the 3-5 DiamondBacks are at Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 15.2-point underdog.

Peyton Manning

SHOWTIME were led to their 53 point victory by a 31 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 305 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Demaryius Thomas, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 137 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"This win was no fluke," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

Who Dats were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Darren McFadden, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 114 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards.

"We got a wake-up call," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

This brings the record for SHOWTIME to 4-4, and drops Who Dats to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, the 3-5 Grove Rats are at SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 3.8-point underdog, while the 5-3 Virginia Gentlemen are at Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 19.7-point favorite.

Doug Martin

Virginia Gentlemen were led to their 44 point victory by a 43 point effort from Doug Martin, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 135 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 79 receiving yards. With this performance, Martin was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Trent Richardson, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.

"It's tough to win in a hostile environment," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

Handscraped Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 35 point effort from Tony Romo, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 437 passing yards and 1 passing TD. With this performance, Romo was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 70 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards.

"They out-hustled us," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

This brings the record for Virginia Gentlemen to 5-3, and drops Handscraped Divas to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, the 5-3 RoadKill Gang are at Handscraped Divas, where Handscraped Divas are an early 26.0-point underdog, while Virginia Gentlemen are at the 4-4 Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 19.7-point favorite.