Steve Smith

DiamondBacks were led to their 2 point victory by a 27 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 120 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jason Witten, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 108 receiving yards.

"This was a confidence booster," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

Moose Knuckles were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Josh Gordon, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 116 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Sidney Rice, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"I don't want to point fingers," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

Causing further embarrassment, Moose Knuckles could have scored 164 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Tim Herbst left key players like Anquan Boldin and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the final record for DiamondBacks to 6-7, and drops Moose Knuckles to a record of 4-9.

Dez Bryant

Grove Rats were led to their 17 point victory by a 27 point effort from Dez Bryant, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 98 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bryant was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 207 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.

"Everyone counted us out before the season started," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

Hairy Polis were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 127 rushing yards in addition to 11 receiving yards. With this performance, Charles was the number 3 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Matt Ryan, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 165 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

"It's been a great ride," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

Compounding the issue, Hairy Polis could have scored 137 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Recker left key players like Mike Williams and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

Grove Rats took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the final record for Grove Rats to 6-7, and drops Hairy Polis to a record of 2-11.

Calvin Johnson

Da Mudbugz were led to their 9 point victory by a 40 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 171 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 37 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 210 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards.

"We've got the greatest fans in the world," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.

Handscraped Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 32 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 303 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 32 point effort from Wes Welker, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 103 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"I take full responsibility for this loss," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

Compounding the issue, Handscraped Divas could have scored 200 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Russ Marks left key players like Michael Crabtree and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

This brings the final record for Da Mudbugz to 11-2, and drops Handscraped Divas to a record of 6-7.

Brandon Marshall

RoadKill Gang were led to their 36 point victory by a 30 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 165 receiving yards. With this performance, Marshall was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Victor Cruz, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 104 receiving yards.

"It wasn't pretty but we'll take it," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.

Who Dats were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 313 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Stafford was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 17 point effort from A.J. Green, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 85 receiving yards.

"We came out flat," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

Adding salt to the wound, Who Dats could have scored 157 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Gary Craft left key players like Fred Jackson and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the final record for RoadKill Gang to 9-3-1, and drops Who Dats to a record of 6-7.

Bryce Brown

SHOWTIME were led to their 55 point victory by a 37 point effort from Bryce Brown, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 169 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Brown was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Demaryius Thomas, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 99 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"This team shows a lot of resiliency," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

Virginia Gentlemen were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 341 passing yards. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Cecil Shorts, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 77 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We didn't match their intensity," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Virginia Gentlemen could have scored 172 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Hank Glospie left key players like Pierre Garcon and his corresponding 28 points on the bench.

This brings the final record for SHOWTIME to 7-6, and drops Virginia Gentlemen to a record of 7-5-1.