DiamondBacks were led to their 76 point victory by a 37 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the San Diego Chargers defense for 423 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 32 point effort from Kenny Britt, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 135 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"Everyone counted us out before the season started," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

SHOWTIME were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 114 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 32 receiving yards. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Andre Johnson, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"He always has his team ready to play," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

This brings the record for DiamondBacks to 2-0, and drops SHOWTIME to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, DiamondBacks are at the 0-2 Virginia Gentlemen, where Virginia Gentlemen are an early 23.0-point underdog, while the 1-1 Da Mudbugz are at SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 11.0-point underdog.

Grove Rats were led to their 16 point victory by a 31 point effort from Fred Jackson, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 117 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 345 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

"We took them out of their game," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

Virginia Gentlemen were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Darren McFadden, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 72 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 71 receiving yards. With this performance, McFadden was the number 1 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 294 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards.

"They just made the big plays and we didn't," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Virginia Gentlemen could have scored 176 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Hank Glospie left key players like Sam Bradford and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grove Rats to 1-1, and drops Virginia Gentlemen to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 2-0 DiamondBacks are at Virginia Gentlemen, where Virginia Gentlemen are an early 23.0-point underdog, while Grove Rats are at the 2-0 Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 43.6-point underdog.

Who Dats were led to their 34 point victory by a 30 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 133 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Peyton Hillis, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 94 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards.

"I'm happy I could make a contribution," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

Moose Knuckles were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 378 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 101 receiving yards in addition to 12 rushing yards.

"My hat's off to them," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

Causing further embarrassment, Moose Knuckles could have scored 141 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Tim Herbst left key players like Tony Gonzalez and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

Who Dats took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 6 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Who Dats to 2-0, and drops Moose Knuckles to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Grove Rats are at Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 43.6-point underdog, while Moose Knuckles are at the 2-0 Handscraped Divas, where Handscraped Divas are an early 17.3-point favorite.

Handscraped Divas were led to their 52 point victory by a 45 point effort from Miles Austin, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 143 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Austin was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 270 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

"We really took it to 'em," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

Hairy Polis were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 308 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from LeGarrette Blount, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 71 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

"I'm really proud of our guys," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

This brings the record for Handscraped Divas to 2-0, and drops Hairy Polis to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Moose Knuckles are at Handscraped Divas, where Handscraped Divas are an early 17.3-point favorite, while Hairy Polis are at the 0-2 RoadKill Gang, where RoadKill Gang are an early 15.1-point favorite.

Da Mudbugz were led to their 8 point victory by a 43 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 172 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jackson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 32 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 21 receiving yards.

"I want to thank my Lord and Savior," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.

RoadKill Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Jahvid Best, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 57 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 66 receiving yards. With this performance, Best was the number 4 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Michael Vick, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 242 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards.

"I'm really proud of our guys," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.

Compounding the issue, RoadKill Gang could have scored 158 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Danny Bauer left key players like Matt Schaub and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Da Mudbugz to 1-1, and drops RoadKill Gang to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Hairy Polis are at RoadKill Gang, where RoadKill Gang are an early 15.1-point favorite, while Da Mudbugz are at the 1-1 SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 11.0-point underdog.