Kyle Orton

Grove Rats were led to their 30 point victory by a 33 point effort from Kyle Orton, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 347 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Orton was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Rashard Mendenhall, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 151 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

"It wasn't pretty but we'll take it," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

DiamondBacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 36 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 344 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 51 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Greg Jennings, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 119 receiving yards.

"This is a bitter pill to swallow," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

Causing further embarrassment, DiamondBacks could have scored 139 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Byron Crabb left key players like Matt Ryan and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grove Rats to 7-5, and drops DiamondBacks to a record of 6-5-1.

Coming up in week 13, DiamondBacks are at the 8-4 Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 11.2-point favorite, while the 8-4 Hairy Polis are at Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 6.2-point underdog.

Peyton Hillis

Moose Knuckles were led to their 12 point victory by a 47 point effort from Peyton Hillis, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 131 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 63 receiving yards. With this performance, Hillis was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Tony Gonzalez, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 51 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We've got the greatest fans in the world," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

Virginia Gentlemen were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Shaun Hill, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 285 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 23 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Andre Johnson, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 56 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

" Our defense was a non-factor," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Virginia Gentlemen could have scored 137 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Hank Glospie left key players like Jay Cutler and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Moose Knuckles to 8-4, and drops Virginia Gentlemen to a record of 6-6.

Coming up in week 13, the 6-5-1 DiamondBacks are at Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 11.2-point favorite, while Virginia Gentlemen are at the 8-4 SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 12.2-point underdog.

Knowshon Moreno

Hairy Polis were led to their 14 point victory by a 23 point effort from Knowshon Moreno, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 62 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Josh Freeman, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 162 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 27 rushing yards.

"We're going to savor this victory," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

Da Mudbugz were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 173 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Charles was the number 4 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 99 receiving yards.

"The final score is the only statistic that matters," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.

Compounding the issue, Da Mudbugz could have scored 144 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Richard Sumlin left key players like the San Diego Chargers Defensive Team and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

Hairy Polis took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 7 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Hairy Polis to 8-4, and drops Da Mudbugz to a record of 3-9.

Coming up in week 13, Hairy Polis are at the 7-5 Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 6.2-point underdog, while Da Mudbugz are at the 4-7-1 Handscraped Divas, where Handscraped Divas are an early 0.3-point favorite.

Arian Foster

RoadKill Gang were led to their 72 point victory by a 34 point effort from Arian Foster, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 143 rushing yards in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Foster was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 32 point effort from Michael Vick, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 333 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 44 rushing yards.

"We knew what we had to do and went out and did it," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.

SHOWTIME were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 4 receiving yards.

"They out-muscled us," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

This brings the record for RoadKill Gang to 5-7, and drops SHOWTIME to a record of 8-4.

Coming up in week 13, the 4-8 Who Dats are at RoadKill Gang, where RoadKill Gang are an early 24.1-point favorite, while the 6-6 Virginia Gentlemen are at SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 12.2-point underdog.

Dwayne Bowe

Handscraped Divas were led to their 48 point victory by a 52 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 170 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bowe was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. In addition, Bowe entered the BUBBA Fantasy Football League Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 6th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 352 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

"We proved we're the better team," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

Who Dats were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Brandon Lloyd, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 76 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Lloyd was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Santonio Holmes, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 44 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We got a wake-up call," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

This brings the record for Handscraped Divas to 4-7-1, and drops Who Dats to a record of 4-8.

Coming up in week 13, the 3-9 Da Mudbugz are at Handscraped Divas, where Handscraped Divas are an early 0.3-point favorite, while Who Dats are at the 5-7 RoadKill Gang, where RoadKill Gang are an early 24.1-point favorite.