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| Antonio Gates |
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Grove Rats were led to their 45 point victory by a 27 point effort from Antonio Gates, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Gates was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 8. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Kyle Orton, who tore apart the San Francisco 49ers defense for 369 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards.
"We sent a message here today," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.
Moose Knuckles were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Terrell Owens, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 65 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 210 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 45 rushing yards.
"This is a bitter pill to swallow," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.
This brings the record for Grove Rats to 4-4, and drops Moose Knuckles to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 9, the 1-6-1 Handscraped Divas are at Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 2.6-point underdog, while the 3-5 RoadKill Gang are at Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 4.8-point favorite.
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| Adrian Peterson |
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Hairy Polis were led to their 22 point victory by a 25 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 50 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Mike Williams, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 105 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"We played our hearts out," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.
Virginia Gentlemen were helped out in a losing cause by a 41 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 101 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 28 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 212 passing yards and 4 passing TDs.
" I tip my hat to them," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.
This brings the record for Hairy Polis to 5-3, and drops Virginia Gentlemen to a record of 5-3.
Coming up in week 9, the 7-1 SHOWTIME are at Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 3.4-point favorite, while Virginia Gentlemen are at the 3-5 Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 2.4-point favorite.
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| Jamaal Charles |
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Da Mudbugz were led to their 16 point victory by a 31 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who tore apart the Buffalo Bills defense for 177 rushing yards in addition to 61 receiving yards. With this performance, Charles was the number 2 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"I want to thank my Lord and Savior," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.
DiamondBacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 118 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 6 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the New York Jets defense for 81 receiving yards.
"It just wasn't meant to be," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.
Causing further embarrassment, DiamondBacks could have scored 85 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Byron Crabb left key players like Jacob Tamme and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.
Da Mudbugz took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 6 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 8.
This brings the record for Da Mudbugz to 3-5, and drops DiamondBacks to a record of 4-3-1.
Coming up in week 9, the 3-5 Who Dats are at DiamondBacks, where DiamondBacks are an early 12.5-point favorite, while the 5-3 Virginia Gentlemen are at Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 2.4-point favorite.
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| Arian Foster |
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SHOWTIME were led to their 16 point victory by a 35 point effort from Arian Foster, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 102 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 65 receiving yards. With this performance, Foster was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Darren McFadden, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 111 rushing yards in addition to 24 receiving yards.
"This team shows a lot of resiliency," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.
RoadKill Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 268 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Dez Bryant, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 84 receiving yards.
"It's going to be a long plane ride home," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.
This brings the record for SHOWTIME to 7-1, and drops RoadKill Gang to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 9, RoadKill Gang are at the 4-4 Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 4.8-point favorite, while SHOWTIME are at the 5-3 Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 3.4-point favorite.
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| Brandon Lloyd |
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Who Dats were led to their 33 point victory by a 33 point effort from Brandon Lloyd, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 169 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Lloyd was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 30 point effort from LeGarrette Blount, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 9 receiving yards.
"This was a good win for us," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.
Handscraped Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from BenJarvus Green-Ellis, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 112 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 11 receiving yards. With this performance, Green-Ellis was the number 4 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 305 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.
"This is a bitter pill to swallow," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.
Handscraped Divas drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 7 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 8.
This brings the record for Who Dats to 3-5, and drops Handscraped Divas to a record of 1-6-1.
Coming up in week 9, Who Dats are at the 4-3-1 DiamondBacks, where DiamondBacks are an early 12.5-point favorite, while Handscraped Divas are at the 4-4 Grove Rats, where Grove Rats are an early 2.6-point underdog.