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| Michael Turner |
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SHOWTIME were led to their 30 point victory by a 32 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 121 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.
"I'm really proud of the way our guys hung in there," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.
DiamondBacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 102 rushing yards in addition to 57 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 4 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 295 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards.
"We didn't get the job done," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.
This brings the record for SHOWTIME to 6-1, and drops DiamondBacks to a record of 4-2-1.
Coming up in week 8, DiamondBacks are at the 2-5 Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 0.4-point favorite, while the 3-4 RoadKill Gang are at SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 6.9-point favorite.
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| Percy Harvin |
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Virginia Gentlemen were led to their 16 point victory by a 21 point effort from Percy Harvin, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 65 receiving yards in addition to 41 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 281 passing yards and 1 passing TD.
" We knew we had to defend our home turf," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.
Grove Rats were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Kyle Orton, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 198 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 21 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the Kansas City Chiefs Defensive Team.
"Our defense didn't show up today," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.
Causing further embarrassment, Grove Rats could have scored 194 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Randy Gattis left key players like Kenny Britt and his corresponding 55 points on the bench.
Virginia Gentlemen took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 6 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for Virginia Gentlemen to 5-2, and drops Grove Rats to a record of 3-4.
Coming up in week 8, Grove Rats are at the 4-3 Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 0.8-point favorite, while Virginia Gentlemen are at the 4-3 Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 23.8-point underdog.
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| Terrell Owens |
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Moose Knuckles were led to their 26 point victory by a 23 point effort from Terrell Owens, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 88 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 110 rushing yards in addition to 35 receiving yards.
"I want to thank my Lord and Savior," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.
Who Dats were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 336 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 9 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Brandon Jackson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 58 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 46 receiving yards.
"We didn't match their intensity," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.
Compounding the issue, Who Dats could have scored 112 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Gary Craft left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 35 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Moose Knuckles to 4-3, and drops Who Dats to a record of 2-5.
Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Grove Rats are at Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 0.8-point favorite, while the 1-5-1 Handscraped Divas are at Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 4.4-point favorite.
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| Roddy White |
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Hairy Polis were led to their 3 point victory by a 53 point effort from Roddy White, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 201 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, White was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 131 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards.
"A win is a win," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.
Handscraped Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 35 point effort from Hakeem Nicks, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Nicks was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Chad Ochocinco, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"It just wasn't meant to be," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.
Compounding the issue, Handscraped Divas could have scored 180 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Russ Marks left key players like Carson Palmer and his corresponding 36 points on the bench.
Handscraped Divas drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for Hairy Polis to 4-3, and drops Handscraped Divas to a record of 1-5-1.
Coming up in week 8, the 5-2 Virginia Gentlemen are at Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 23.8-point underdog, while Handscraped Divas are at the 2-5 Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 4.4-point favorite.
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| Hines Ward |
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Da Mudbugz were led to their 35 point victory by a 30 point effort from Hines Ward, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 131 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards.
"Everyone counted us out before the season started," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.
RoadKill Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. With this performance, Jones was the number 6 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kevin Kolb, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 231 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards.
"We don't care about moral victories," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.
This brings the record for Da Mudbugz to 2-5, and drops RoadKill Gang to a record of 3-4.
Coming up in week 8, the 4-2-1 DiamondBacks are at Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 0.4-point favorite, while RoadKill Gang are at the 6-1 SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 6.9-point favorite.