Grove Rats were led to their 38 point victory by a 37 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 185 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 31 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 290 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 53 rushing yards.

"We brought our A-game," Grove Rats coach Randy Gattis said.

Moose Knuckles were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 369 passing yards in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Rivers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 134 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

"It just wasn't meant to be," Moose Knuckles coach Tim Herbst said.

This brings the record for Grove Rats to 6-2, and drops Moose Knuckles to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 9, Grove Rats are at the 2-6 Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 40.2-point underdog, while the 6-2 Grove Rats are at Moose Knuckles, where Moose Knuckles are an early 40.2-point underdog.

Hairy Polis were led to their 10 point victory by a 38 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 159 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 145 receiving yards.

"We feel fortunate," Hairy Polis coach Robert Recker said.

Who Dats were helped out in a losing cause by a 34 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 63 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Rice was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Antonio Brown, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 67 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"Give them all the credit," Who Dats coach Gary Craft said.

This brings the record for Hairy Polis to 5-3, and drops Who Dats to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 9, the 3-5 Virginia Gentlemen are at Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 10.1-point favorite, while the 7-1 Handscraped Divas are at Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 0.7-point underdog.

Da Mudbugz were led to their 40 point victory by a 32 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 86 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 76 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 365 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards.

"This team shows a lot of poise," Da Mudbugz coach Richard Sumlin said.

DiamondBacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Nate Washington, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 34 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Tom Brady, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 198 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

"We came up a little short," DiamondBacks coach Byron Crabb said.

This brings the record for Da Mudbugz to 4-4, and drops DiamondBacks to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, the 3-5 DiamondBacks are at Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 3-point favorite, while DiamondBacks are at the 4-4 Da Mudbugz, where Da Mudbugz are an early 3-point favorite.

SHOWTIME were led to their 22 point victory by a 19 point effort from Curtis Painter, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 250 passing yards in addition to 79 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Scott Chandler, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 35 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"This win is for all the fans," SHOWTIME coach Eddie Murillo said.

Handscraped Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 269 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ryan Mathews, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 57 rushing yards in addition to 55 receiving yards.

"They own us," Handscraped Divas coach Russ Marks said.

Causing further embarrassment, Handscraped Divas could have scored 109 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Russ Marks left key players like Joe Flacco and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

SHOWTIME took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 7 out of 8 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for SHOWTIME to 5-3, and drops Handscraped Divas to a record of 7-1.

Coming up in week 9, the 3-5 RoadKill Gang are at SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 18.4-point underdog, while Handscraped Divas are at the 2-6 Who Dats, where Who Dats are an early 0.7-point underdog.

Virginia Gentlemen were led to their 23 point victory by a 28 point effort from Steve Smith, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 267 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 21 rushing yards.

"We're glad to get out of here with the 'W'," Virginia Gentlemen coach Hank Glospie said.

RoadKill Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Michael Vick, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 279 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 50 rushing yards. With this performance, Vick was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 16 rushing yards in addition to 60 receiving yards.

"My team sucks," RoadKill Gang coach Danny Bauer said.

This brings the record for Virginia Gentlemen to 3-5, and drops RoadKill Gang to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, Virginia Gentlemen are at the 5-3 Hairy Polis, where Hairy Polis are an early 10.1-point favorite, while RoadKill Gang are at the 5-3 SHOWTIME, where SHOWTIME are an early 18.4-point underdog.